Post by Jesse (Dodgers) (LM) on Jul 1, 2014 2:24:03 GMT
The Los Angeles Dodgers trade:
P Marco Estrada ($3.33M 2014) P Fernando Abad ($0.5M 2014)
The entire 2014 salary of Marco Estrada paid in full. $2.8M of Marco Estrada's 2014 salary paid by the Milwaukee Brewers $0.5M of Marco Estrada's 2014 salary paid by the Los Angeles Dodgers
The entire 2014 salary of Fernando Abad paid in full. $0.5M of Fernando Abad's 2014 salary paid by the Los Angeles Dodgers
to the Cleveland Indians for:
1B Mike Olt ($0.5M 2016) 3B Giovanny Urshela
To the venerable Chief Wahoo and the Nation of Cleveland, it is important that I make reparations and ask your forgiveness for smallpox before we being out series tonight in Los Angeles. With this agreement, contingent upon Mike Olt becoming the next Babe Ruth, I provide the Mighty Citos with the Rancho Cucamonga Franchise of The Hat (World Famous Pastrami), and two casinos to be named at a later date.
I accept. My team is treading water this year and I need more competition for my infielders that are over 30.
First and foremost i'd like to declare my dog Sandy the prettiest princess in the universe because she's perfect, she'll live forever and she'll never do anything wrong. Sdcond i want to give a should out to Jesse's face, may it forever stand as the facial equivalent to Tina Turner's legs. We all know Olt has prodigious power and is obviously going to evolve into the white Kevin Mench but what's important to remember here is that we're all coddling our teams into a bunch of pussies, Billie Beane didnt do shit until he traded away his all star young 1B for relief pitching and won the pennant, you know who that relief pitcher grew up to be? Jesus Christ. You want to argue with me acquiring Jesus Christ? Well that's between you and God, im sorry, I thought i was talking to somebody who took pride in their work. The tip of my penis lightly brushed against the tip of Jesse's penis and i want to stand on the world's highest mountain and shout it, shout it, shout it out loud. I accept because i needed relievers and Abad is perfect for me, Estrada is a very prime buy low target who ive acquired in several leagues because his K rate is still above average and I like the brewers to win a lot of games post all-star break.